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WHY I LOVE TEXAS.......
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06/06/18 08:17 PM
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One day, a very gentle Texas lady was driving across a high bridge in Austin. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixing to jump. She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump, think of your dear mother and father." He replied, " My mom and dad are both dead; I'm going to jump." She said. "Well, think of your sweet wife and precious children." He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids." She said, "Well, then you just remember the Alamo." He replied, "What's the Alamo?" She replied. "Well bless your heart! You just go ahead and jump you little Yankee Obama loving liberal left wing Democrat Bastard; you're holding up traffic."
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06/06/18 08:22 PM
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LETS GO BRANDON
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Re: WHY I LOVE TEXAS.......
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06/06/18 10:32 PM
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06/07/18 11:11 AM
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Re: WHY I LOVE TEXAS.......
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06/07/18 11:59 AM
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Re: WHY I LOVE TEXAS.......
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06/07/18 12:13 PM
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hold on Newt, we got a runaway
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Re: WHY I LOVE TEXAS.......
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06/07/18 12:34 PM
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf
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06/07/18 03:07 PM
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: WHY I LOVE TEXAS.......
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06/07/18 08:21 PM
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06/11/18 12:32 PM
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I Feed Indian Corn. The deer love it and all the colors make them stay at the feeder longer.
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06/11/18 12:37 PM
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