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#7190406 - 06/06/18 03:17 PM WHY I LOVE TEXAS.......
Tritonman Offline
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Registered: 10/28/07
Posts: 1858
Loc: Southlake,TX
One day, a very gentle Texas lady was driving across a high bridge in Austin. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man
fixing to jump.

She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump, think of your dear mother and father."

He replied, " My mom and dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."

She said. "Well, think of your sweet wife and precious children."

He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."

She said, "Well, then you just remember the Alamo."

He replied, "What's the Alamo?"

She replied. "Well bless your heart! You just go ahead and jump you little Yankee Obama loving liberal left wing Democrat Bastard; you're holding up traffic."
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#7190411 - 06/06/18 03:22 PM Re: WHY I LOVE TEXAS....... [Re: Tritonman]
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goatboy

Registered: 01/12/12
Posts: 16286
Loc: Katy, TX
clap
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Originally Posted By: KRoyal
Because I'm an idiot and don't know wtf I'm doing LOL. There you happy??


Originally Posted By: 2Beez
I was hoping Kentucky would pull that out for personal reasons but they screwed it up...

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#7190413 - 06/06/18 03:22 PM Re: WHY I LOVE TEXAS....... [Re: Tritonman]
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Registered: 12/08/04
Posts: 1261
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#7190497 - 06/06/18 05:32 PM Re: WHY I LOVE TEXAS....... [Re: Tritonman]
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Registered: 04/12/09
Posts: 5252
Loc: Argyle
texas

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#7190914 - 06/07/18 06:11 AM Re: WHY I LOVE TEXAS....... [Re: Tritonman]
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Registered: 08/07/11
Posts: 2084
Loc: Ben Wheeler,Tx
cheers texas

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#7190941 - 06/07/18 06:59 AM Re: WHY I LOVE TEXAS....... [Re: Tritonman]
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Registered: 12/02/11
Posts: 1384
Loc: Jack County
up up peep

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#7190947 - 06/07/18 07:13 AM Re: WHY I LOVE TEXAS....... [Re: Tritonman]
colt45 Offline
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Registered: 08/19/06
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Loc: bastrop county
lol35
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hold on Newt, we got a runaway

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#7190970 - 06/07/18 07:34 AM Re: WHY I LOVE TEXAS....... [Re: Tritonman]
Bar-D Offline
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Registered: 02/03/11
Posts: 1736
Loc: The Lone Star State
clap texas
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People Sleep Peacefully in Their Beds at Night Only Because Rough Men Stand Ready to Do Violence on Their Behalf

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#7191187 - 06/07/18 10:07 AM Re: WHY I LOVE TEXAS....... [Re: pigplinker]
SnakeWrangler Online   content
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Registered: 01/22/11
Posts: 38863
Loc: Over yonder.....
Originally Posted By: pigplinker
cheers texas
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Milf does the trick.

"You're statistically more likely to be killed by Hillary Clinton than an NRA member. - PolitiDiva

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"

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#7191438 - 06/07/18 03:21 PM Re: WHY I LOVE TEXAS....... [Re: Bar-D]
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goatboy

Registered: 01/12/12
Posts: 16286
Loc: Katy, TX
Originally Posted By: Bar-D
clap texas
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Originally Posted By: KRoyal
Because I'm an idiot and don't know wtf I'm doing LOL. There you happy??


Originally Posted By: 2Beez
I was hoping Kentucky would pull that out for personal reasons but they screwed it up...

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#7194582 - 06/11/18 07:32 AM Re: WHY I LOVE TEXAS....... [Re: Tritonman]
Age N Score ? Offline
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Registered: 10/05/15
Posts: 694
Loc: Texas
up
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I Feed Indian Corn. The deer love it and all the colors make them stay at the feeder longer.

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#7194586 - 06/11/18 07:37 AM Re: WHY I LOVE TEXAS....... [Re: Tritonman]
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Registered: 12/14/08
Posts: 18700
Loc: North Texas - God's Country
B-
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I have a short attention spa

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#7195006 - 06/11/18 01:44 PM Re: WHY I LOVE TEXAS....... [Re: Bar-D]
Always ready 2 hunt Offline
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Originally Posted By: Bar-D
clap texas

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