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#7190406 - 06/06/18 03:17 PM WHY I LOVE TEXAS.......
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Registered: 10/28/07
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Loc: Southlake,TX
One day, a very gentle Texas lady was driving across a high bridge in Austin. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man
fixing to jump.

She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump, think of your dear mother and father."

He replied, " My mom and dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."

She said. "Well, think of your sweet wife and precious children."

He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."

She said, "Well, then you just remember the Alamo."

He replied, "What's the Alamo?"

She replied. "Well bless your heart! You just go ahead and jump you little Yankee Obama loving liberal left wing Democrat Bastard; you're holding up traffic."
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#7190411 - 06/06/18 03:22 PM Re: WHY I LOVE TEXAS....... [Re: Tritonman]
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Registered: 01/12/12
Posts: 15197
Loc: Katy, TX
clap
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Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Also, I wonder why you guys are arguing if you have not tried it both ways.

Originally Posted By: bill oxner
I got 3 inches.

Originally Posted By: nsmike
you haven't seen anything, until two gays go at it.

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#7190413 - 06/06/18 03:22 PM Re: WHY I LOVE TEXAS....... [Re: Tritonman]
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#7190497 - 06/06/18 05:32 PM Re: WHY I LOVE TEXAS....... [Re: Tritonman]
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#7190914 - 06/07/18 06:11 AM Re: WHY I LOVE TEXAS....... [Re: Tritonman]
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cheers texas

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#7190941 - 06/07/18 06:59 AM Re: WHY I LOVE TEXAS....... [Re: Tritonman]
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Loc: Jack County
up up peep

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#7190947 - 06/07/18 07:13 AM Re: WHY I LOVE TEXAS....... [Re: Tritonman]
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hold on Newt, we got a runaway

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#7190970 - 06/07/18 07:34 AM Re: WHY I LOVE TEXAS....... [Re: Tritonman]
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clap texas
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#7191187 - 06/07/18 10:07 AM Re: WHY I LOVE TEXAS....... [Re: pigplinker]
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Originally Posted By: pigplinker
cheers texas
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"Death is permanent...everything else is temporary!"

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"

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#7191438 - 06/07/18 03:21 PM Re: WHY I LOVE TEXAS....... [Re: Bar-D]
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Registered: 01/12/12
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Loc: Katy, TX
Originally Posted By: Bar-D
clap texas
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Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Also, I wonder why you guys are arguing if you have not tried it both ways.

Originally Posted By: bill oxner
I got 3 inches.

Originally Posted By: nsmike
you haven't seen anything, until two gays go at it.

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#7194582 - 06/11/18 07:32 AM Re: WHY I LOVE TEXAS....... [Re: Tritonman]
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Registered: 10/05/15
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I Feed Indian Corn. The deer love it and all the colors make them stay at the feeder longer.

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#7194586 - 06/11/18 07:37 AM Re: WHY I LOVE TEXAS....... [Re: Tritonman]
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Registered: 12/14/08
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B-
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I have a short attention spa

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#7195006 - 06/11/18 01:44 PM Re: WHY I LOVE TEXAS....... [Re: Bar-D]
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Originally Posted By: Bar-D
clap texas

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