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#7189355 - 06/05/18 02:20 PM The Brothel Experience
mikei Offline
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The madam opened the brothel door in Winnipeg and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late fifties

"May I help you sir?" she asked.

The man replied, "I want to see Valerie."

"Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies

Perhaps you would prefer someone else", said the madam.

He replied, "No, I must see Valerie"

Just then, a gorgeous Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $5,000 a visit.

Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs.

After an hour, the man calmly left.

The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie.

Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive.

"There are no discounts. The price is still $5,000."

Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs.

After an hour, he left.

The following night the man was there yet again.

Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.

After their session, Valerie said to the man, "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row".

Where are you from?"

The man replied, "New Brunswick ."

"Really," she said. "I have family in New Brunswick ."

"I know." the man said. "Your sister died, and I am her attorney.

She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance."
The moral of this story is that three things in life are certain:

1 Death

2. Taxes

3. Being screwed by a lawyer

#7189363 - 06/05/18 02:29 PM Re: The Brothel Experience [Re: mikei]
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I have a short attention spa

#7189542 - 06/05/18 05:25 PM Re: The Brothel Experience [Re: mikei]
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Canadian Dollars or US Dollars?

#7189620 - 06/05/18 06:39 PM Re: The Brothel Experience [Re: mikei]
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Boys Town Cuna is back to high school prices according to some old pals of mine. They may not have a Valery, but may have a Valeria. $30 and risk your life. They say itís worth it.

#7189677 - 06/05/18 07:15 PM Re: The Brothel Experience [Re: mikei]
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Loc: Commerce, TX

#7189927 - 06/06/18 04:26 AM Re: The Brothel Experience [Re: mikei]
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#7189969 - 06/06/18 07:07 AM Re: The Brothel Experience [Re: mikei]
Age N Score ? Offline

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I Feed Indian Corn. The deer love it and all the colors make them stay at the feeder longer.

#7190070 - 06/06/18 09:08 AM Re: The Brothel Experience [Re: mikei]
texasag93 Offline

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Loc: Argyle
One whore screwing another whore.

#7190106 - 06/06/18 09:50 AM Re: The Brothel Experience [Re: mikei]
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I see point one and two , but Taxes ?



#7190152 - 06/06/18 10:50 AM Re: The Brothel Experience [Re: mikei]
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#7191184 - 06/07/18 10:07 AM Re: The Brothel Experience [Re: texasag93]
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Originally Posted By: texasag93
One whore screwing another whore.
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