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#7186527 - 06/02/18 12:29 PM Philosophers of the century
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#7187687 - 06/03/18 07:10 PM Re: Philosophers of the century [Re: bill oxner]
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Some good ones Mr Bill

You made a mistake
You got the wrong guy
Iím only guilty of a damn good time

#7188926 - 06/05/18 05:56 AM Re: Philosophers of the century [Re: bill oxner]
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#7189094 - 06/05/18 09:36 AM Re: Philosophers of the century [Re: bill oxner]
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Where do you get the great stuff you post on the forum?

I have a short attention spa

#7191353 - 06/07/18 01:47 PM Re: Philosophers of the century [Re: bill oxner]
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Oprah approves this post clap peep

#7191704 - 06/07/18 07:50 PM Re: Philosophers of the century [Re: bill oxner]
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