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#7186527 - 06/02/18 12:29 PM Philosophers of the century
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http://www.millercountyliberal.com/news/2018-02-07/Opinion/Philosophers_of_the_century.html?print=1




~ Jean Kerr...
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~ Prince Philip...
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.


~ Harrison Ford...
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~ Jean Rostand..
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Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million.

~ WH Auden...
We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea.

~ Jonathan Katz..
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~ Johnny Carson...
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~ Steve Martin...
Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap.

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Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.

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If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport.


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As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.

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America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.

~ Howard Hughes...
I'm not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. Dammit, I'm a billionaire.

~ Old Italian proverb.
After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box.
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#7187687 - 06/03/18 07:10 PM Re: Philosophers of the century [Re: bill oxner]
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Some good ones Mr Bill
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#7188926 - 06/05/18 05:56 AM Re: Philosophers of the century [Re: bill oxner]
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#7189094 - 06/05/18 09:36 AM Re: Philosophers of the century [Re: bill oxner]
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Where do you get the great stuff you post on the forum?
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#7191353 - 06/07/18 01:47 PM Re: Philosophers of the century [Re: bill oxner]
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#7191704 - 06/07/18 07:50 PM Re: Philosophers of the century [Re: bill oxner]
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