Three wives were talking to each other about their husbands and comparing them to drinks.
The first said, "My husband is like 7-Up. Because he's got "7- Up every night".
The second said, "Well my husband is like Mountain Dew. Because when he gets home from work, he likes to 'mountian dew' me."
The third says, "My husband is like Jack Daniels."
The first responds, "Girl, that's a hard liquor."
And she responds, "Yep, that's my Leroy!"