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#7180534 - 05/26/18 09:17 AM As I get older
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As I get older, I realize:

#1 - I talk to myself, because there are times I need expert advice.

#2 - I consider "Trendy" to be the clothes that still fit.

#3 - I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off.

#4 - My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance for idiots that needs work.

#5 - The biggest lie I tell myself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."

#6 - I have days when my life is just a tent away from a circus.

#7 - These days, "on time" is when I get there.

#8 - Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?

#9 - "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering why I'm there.

#10 - I thought growing old would take longer.

#11 - I still haven't learned to act my age.

Have A Great Day
Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill

#7180604 - 05/26/18 11:01 AM Re: As I get older [Re: bill oxner]
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People Sleep Peacefully in Their Beds at Night Only Because Rough Men Stand Ready to Do Violence on Their Behalf

#7180875 - 05/26/18 07:47 PM Re: As I get older [Re: bill oxner]
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up I resemble some of those. OK, Ok, most of those.

A clear conscience is often the sign of a fuzzy memory.

#7182086 - 05/28/18 05:54 PM Re: As I get older [Re: bill oxner]
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#3..... up
"You're statistically more likely to be killed by Hillary Clinton than an NRA member. - PolitiDiva

"Death is permanent...everything else is temporary!"

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"

#7182445 - 05/29/18 06:41 AM Re: As I get older [Re: bill oxner]
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#3 & #4 for sure. cheers


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