As I get older, I realize:




#1 - I talk to myself, because there are times I need expert advice.


#2 - I consider "Trendy" to be the clothes that still fit.


#3 - I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off.


#4 - My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance for idiots that needs work.


#5 - The biggest lie I tell myself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."


#6 - I have days when my life is just a tent away from a circus.


#7 - These days, "on time" is when I get there.


#8 - Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?


#9 - "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering why I'm there.


#10 - I thought growing old would take longer.


#11 - I still haven't learned to act my age.






Have A Great Day

I resemble some of those. OK, Ok, most of those.

#3.....

#3 & #4 for sure.