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#7178140 - 05/23/18 07:13 PM You Old Devil You
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Bob, a very wealthy 70 yr. old widower, shows up at the country club with a breath-takingly beautiful and sexy 25 year old blonde. With her youthful sex appeal and charm, she hangs on to Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word. His buddies at the club are all amazed.

Ath the very first chance, they corner him and ask, "Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?" Bob replies, "Girlfriend, she's my wife.

They are surprised but continue to ask, "How in the world did you persuade a woman like that to marry you?"

"I lied about my age", Bob replies.

"What, did you tell her you were only 50?", they asked.

Bob smiles and says, "No, I told her I was 95."

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#7178356 - 05/24/18 05:59 AM Re: You Old Devil You [Re: fray]
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#7178409 - 05/24/18 07:21 AM Re: You Old Devil You [Re: fray]
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Loc: Katy, TX
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Because I'm an idiot and don't know wtf I'm doing LOL. There you happy??

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#7178501 - 05/24/18 08:41 AM Re: You Old Devil You [Re: fray]
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#7178505 - 05/24/18 08:46 AM Re: You Old Devil You [Re: fray]
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#7178620 - 05/24/18 10:17 AM Re: You Old Devil You [Re: fray]
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#7178782 - 05/24/18 12:47 PM Re: You Old Devil You [Re: fray]
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#7179165 - 05/24/18 07:28 PM Re: You Old Devil You [Re: fray]
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Now you have an A average on this one.
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