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#7177551 - 05/23/18 09:41 AM The Black Bra (as told by a woman)
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I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

My engaged friend: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams...I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office wearing a raincoat. Under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word. He started to tremble and we had wild monkey relations all night.

Then I had to share my story: When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said


"What's for dinner, Zorro"

wife peep


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#7177603 - 05/23/18 10:24 AM Re: The Black Bra (as told by a woman) [Re: Bass&More]
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A-
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#7177837 - 05/23/18 01:57 PM Re: The Black Bra (as told by a woman) [Re: Bass&More]
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Ha!
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#7177887 - 05/23/18 02:38 PM Re: The Black Bra (as told by a woman) [Re: Bass&More]
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#7177979 - 05/23/18 04:09 PM Re: The Black Bra (as told by a woman) [Re: Bass&More]
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A for the joke. A+ for the visual aids. clap
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#7178141 - 05/23/18 07:16 PM Re: The Black Bra (as told by a woman) [Re: Bass&More]
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Ouch.

Good job with the visual aid.

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#7178385 - 05/24/18 06:44 AM Re: The Black Bra (as told by a woman) [Re: Bass&More]
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Love it but won't share it with my Wife.
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#7179755 - 05/25/18 10:42 AM Re: The Black Bra (as told by a woman) [Re: Bass&More]
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#7180007 - 05/25/18 02:39 PM Re: The Black Bra (as told by a woman) [Re: Bass&More]
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I lol'd
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Haven't had it in years but never spit any out.

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#7180028 - 05/25/18 03:18 PM Re: The Black Bra (as told by a woman) [Re: Bass&More]
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visual's good
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#7181901 - 05/28/18 12:01 PM Re: The Black Bra (as told by a woman) [Re: Bass&More]
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clap

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#7182083 - 05/28/18 05:51 PM Re: The Black Bra (as told by a woman) [Re: Dave Davidson]
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Originally Posted By: Dave Davidson
Love it but won't share it with my Wife.
aim wife
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