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#7176665 - 05/22/18 10:24 AM Just Passin Gas
smh264 Offline

Registered: 02/14/13
Posts: 623
Loc: Segiun, Texas

I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on.
I said "You're pulling my leg."

I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice!! At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse.

My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.

A wife says to her husband you're always pushing me around and talking behind my back. He says what do you expect?
You're in a wheel chair.

I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different
creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You're obviously not listening".

The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So, I have been to the thrift shop
to get all of her clothes back.

At the Senior Citizens Center they had a contest the other day I lost by one point: The question was:
Where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently the correct answer was Africa!!!

One of the other questions that I missed was to name one thing commonly found in cells. It appears that
Mexicans is not the correct answer either.

You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools.

Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration
desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." To which she replied, "No, it's regular people-porn, you sick bastard.

The Red Cross have just knocked at our door and asked if we could help towards the floods in Pakistan. I said we would love to, but our garden hose only reaches the driveway.
Lifetime NRA Member, GPAA member
Ex Law Enforcement/Police Firearms Instructor

#7176675 - 05/22/18 10:40 AM Re: Just Passin Gas [Re: smh264]
BayouGuy Online   content
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Registered: 03/27/13
Posts: 2011
Loc: S.E. Louisiana
up Some good ones.
If you can't laugh at yourself, give me a call. I'll gladly laugh at you.

#7176790 - 05/22/18 12:53 PM Re: Just Passin Gas [Re: smh264]
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Registered: 07/23/11
Posts: 794
Loc: Texas
clapSome funny, some sick.
Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.

#7176828 - 05/22/18 01:42 PM Re: Just Passin Gas [Re: smh264]
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Registered: 12/14/08
Posts: 18687
Loc: North Texas - God's Country
1. Nope
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I have a short attention spa

#7176906 - 05/22/18 02:58 PM Re: Just Passin Gas [Re: smh264]
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Registered: 04/12/09
Posts: 5247
Loc: Argyle

#7177349 - 05/23/18 05:57 AM Re: Just Passin Gas [Re: smh264]
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Registered: 10/05/15
Posts: 690
Loc: Texas
I Feed Indian Corn. The deer love it and all the colors make them stay at the feeder longer.

#7185106 - 05/31/18 04:48 PM Re: Just Passin Gas [Re: smh264]
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Got a good laugh out of those!
Custom Feeders and Fiberglass Blinds

#7188931 - 06/05/18 06:03 AM Re: Just Passin Gas [Re: smh264]
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