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#7171658 - 05/16/18 04:42 PM Worms..
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A preacher was setting an example before the congregation.

He had four worms in four separate jars. One in alcohol, the next in tobacco, third in chocolate syrup. The last one in good dirt. The preacher shared. The worm in the alcohol - dead, the worm in tobacco juice - dead. The worm in the chocolate syrup - dead! The worm in the good soil is still alive. What do we learn from this?

A lady in the back seat raised her hand and said. If you smoke, drink, or eat chocolate, you will not have worms! laugh
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#7171682 - 05/16/18 05:37 PM Re: Worms.. [Re: Stub]
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Yup

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#7177039 - 05/22/18 05:58 PM Re: Worms.. [Re: Stub]
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Good one.

I buy about 2 pouches of chewin tobacco a year. Always told the kids I was chewing horse turds and they bought it. Kids got bigger, figured it out and asked why I'd chew tobacco as its bad for you? I tell them its to keep from getting worms, haven't had them yet...
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