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Retired doctor
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05/14/18 05:25 PM
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bill oxner
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An old physician, Doctor Gordon Geezer, became very bored in retirement and decided to re-open a medical clinic.
He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500 - if not cured, get back $1,000."
Doctor Digger Young, who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.
Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?"
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: 'Aaagh! -- This is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations!
You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't -- that is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!"
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, "Here's your $1000 back" (giving him a $10 bill).
Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."
*Moral of story* -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"
*Remember:* Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to tick us off.
ENJOY YOUR DAY!!!
P.S. Written in large print for old Geezers
Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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Re: Retired doctor
[Re: bill oxner]
#7169535
05/14/18 05:37 PM
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SnakeWrangler
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Retired doctor
[Re: bill oxner]
#7169552
05/14/18 05:50 PM
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Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 22,630
Cast
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Cast I have a short attention spa
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Re: Retired doctor
[Re: bill oxner]
#7169677
05/14/18 07:54 PM
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Joined: Jul 2011
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Cajun Raider
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Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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Re: Retired doctor
[Re: bill oxner]
#7169936
05/14/18 11:46 PM
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Wilhunt
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Re: Retired doctor
[Re: bill oxner]
#7169968
05/15/18 12:19 AM
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Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 11,657
colt45-90
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An old physician, Doctor Gordon Geezer, became very bored in retirement and decided to re-open a medical clinic.
He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500 - if not cured, get back $1,000."
Doctor Digger Young, who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.
Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?"
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: 'Aaagh! -- This is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations!
You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't -- that is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!"
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, "Here's your $1000 back" (giving him a $10 bill).
Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."
*Moral of story* -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"
*Remember:* Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to tick us off.
ENJOY YOUR DAY!!!
P.S. Written in large print for old Geezers
that's one you can tell in church, in fact I will forward to my nephew that's a pastor.
hold on Newt, we got a runaway
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Re: Retired doctor
[Re: bill oxner]
#7170227
05/15/18 10:37 AM
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pigplinker
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Re: Retired doctor
[Re: bill oxner]
#7170229
05/15/18 10:38 AM
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Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 19,248
TEXASLEFTY
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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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Re: Retired doctor
[Re: bill oxner]
#7170553
05/15/18 05:55 PM
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Posts: 23,177
Bee'z
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Re: Retired doctor
[Re: bill oxner]
#7171762
05/17/18 12:19 AM
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Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 43,923
Stub
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