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#7164720 - 05/09/18 07:09 AM Crows and cars
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guy sitting by the window in roadside diner having lunch, he notices that as the vehicles drive by, all the trucks have bird feathers on the fronts,
But the none of the cars have any damage. When he finishes his lunch he is inquisitive about the happenings.
So he goes back up the road a little And there is a fair sized pile of road kill with a murder of crows doing clean up. Just up from there is one crow on lookout.
As a car approaches, it says, caw...caw
But when a truck approaches it says nothing...
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#7164733 - 05/09/18 07:22 AM Re: Crows and cars [Re: Bass&More]
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Milf does the trick.

"You're statistically more likely to be killed by Hillary Clinton than an NRA member. - PolitiDiva

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"

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#7164743 - 05/09/18 07:31 AM Re: Crows and cars [Re: SnakeWrangler]
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Originally Posted By: SnakeWrangler
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ouch, these are D- crow jokes
Where do crows go to get a drink?
A: The crow bar!

Q: What kind of crows always stick together?
A: Vel-crows!

soap peep

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#7164819 - 05/09/18 09:19 AM Re: Crows and cars [Re: Bass&More]
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#7165157 - 05/09/18 03:18 PM Re: Crows and cars [Re: Bass&More]
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Originally Posted By: Bass&More
Originally Posted By: SnakeWrangler
D-


ouch, these are D- crow jokes
Where do crows go to get a drink?
A: The crow bar!

Q: What kind of crows always stick together?
A: Vel-crows!

soap peep


stir




rofl
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Originally Posted By: skinnerback
Milf does the trick.

"You're statistically more likely to be killed by Hillary Clinton than an NRA member. - PolitiDiva

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"

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#7165241 - 05/09/18 05:05 PM Re: Crows and cars [Re: Bass&More]
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Pretty good!

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#7165250 - 05/09/18 05:12 PM Re: Crows and cars [Re: Bass&More]
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Naw naw
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#7165465 - 05/09/18 10:04 PM Re: Crows and cars [Re: Bass&More]
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cheers

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