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#7148767 - 04/23/18 07:46 AM Dear Abby
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Registered: 09/04/13
Posts: 396
Loc: Burleson TX



Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth and one of my sisters, who lives in Pflugerville, is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, both of whom are prostitutes in Dallas.

I have two brothers, one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview. She is a part time "working girl".

All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Hillary Clinton for President?

Signed,

Worried About My Reputation

grin
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Broke from buying guns, bows and fishing tackle and wouldn't have it any other way.

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#7149768 - 04/24/18 04:47 AM Re: Dear Abby [Re: sleepyhunter]
pigplinker Offline
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Registered: 08/07/11
Posts: 1948
Loc: Ben Wheeler,Tx
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#7149939 - 04/24/18 08:49 AM Re: Dear Abby [Re: sleepyhunter]
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Registered: 01/22/11
Posts: 37230
Loc: Over yonder.....
Sounds like they're all democrats to me.....
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