Hot Coffee and Grandchildren
I was eating breakfast with my teen age Granddaughter and I asked her,"What special day is it tomorrow?"
Without skipping a beat she said, "It's U.S. Congressmanís Day!"
She's smart, so I asked her "What does that mean?"
I was not ready for what she was about to say.
She replied, " U.S Congressman's Day is when they step out of the Capital Building and see their shadow, and we have 4 more years of Bull [censored]."
You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose.