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#7148491 - 04/22/18 08:03 PM Hot coffee and grand kid
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Hot Coffee and Grandchildren

I was eating breakfast with my teen age Granddaughter and I asked her,"What special day is it tomorrow?"
Without skipping a beat she said, "It's U.S. Congressmanís Day!"
She's smart, so I asked her "What does that mean?"
I was not ready for what she was about to say.

She replied, " U.S Congressman's Day is when they step out of the Capital Building and see their shadow, and we have 4 more years of Bull [censored]."

You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose.

#7148646 - 04/22/18 11:46 PM Re: Hot coffee and grand kid [Re: mikei]
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#7148661 - 04/23/18 04:07 AM Re: Hot coffee and grand kid [Re: mikei]
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#7148724 - 04/23/18 07:13 AM Re: Hot coffee and grand kid [Re: mikei]
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#7148740 - 04/23/18 07:25 AM Re: Hot coffee and grand kid [Re: mikei]
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Edited by Bar-D (04/23/18 07:27 AM)
People Sleep Peacefully in Their Beds at Night Only Because Rough Men Stand Ready to Do Violence on Their Behalf

#7149544 - 04/23/18 08:27 PM Re: Hot coffee and grand kid [Re: mikei]
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#7149943 - 04/24/18 08:50 AM Re: Hot coffee and grand kid [Re: pigplinker]
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Originally Posted By: pigplinker
"You're statistically more likely to be killed by Hillary Clinton than an NRA member. - PolitiDiva

"Death is permanent...everything else is temporary!"

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"

#7154706 - 04/29/18 09:19 AM Re: Hot coffee and grand kid [Re: mikei]
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You left out the part where they kick a can down the road then go back in their hole.
"Anyone taking up handloading necessarily plays with unknown factors and takes chances. But so does anyone who drives a car,goes to a cocktail party,eats in a restaurant,or gets married."

Jack O'Connor 1963

#7154934 - 04/29/18 03:13 PM Re: Hot coffee and grand kid [Re: mikei]
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