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glaucoma
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04/18/18 01:19 AM
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hetman
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"Trash Master"
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Guy calls in to his Boss: Worker: I can't come to work today. I'm sick Boss: Oh yea! What's wrong with you now? Worker: I have anal glaucoma. Boss: What the hell is that? Worker: I just can't see my [censored] working today.
"Lesser mortals are pitied for the misfortune in not being born Texan."
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Re: glaucoma
[Re: hetman]
#7143877
04/18/18 02:23 AM
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Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 19,248
TEXASLEFTY
THF Whiskey Sommelier
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THF Whiskey Sommelier
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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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Re: glaucoma
[Re: hetman]
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04/19/18 01:06 AM
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Joined: Jan 2013
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Gary Olson
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They can fix glaucoma with lasers now.
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Re: glaucoma
[Re: hetman]
#7146030
04/20/18 07:42 AM
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Joined: Aug 2012
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TexFlip
THF Celebrity
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THF Celebrity
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Just to make sure that it is done thoroughly, I go both ways.
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Re: glaucoma
[Re: hetman]
#7146803
04/21/18 01:38 AM
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Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 29,132
TXHOGSLAYER
THF Celebrity
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THF Celebrity
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LETS GO BRANDON
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Re: glaucoma
[Re: hetman]
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04/21/18 04:14 AM
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Joined: Jul 2011
Posts: 1,096
Cajun Raider
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Pro Tracker
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Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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Re: glaucoma
[Re: hetman]
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04/21/18 08:48 AM
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Joined: Aug 2011
Posts: 2,708
pigplinker
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Veteran Tracker
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I guess his boss will have anal glaucoma the next day cause he doesn't see his a@# working there afterwards.
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