Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.
Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family."
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does
Yo momma so fat, she broke the FAMILY tree!
Yo momma is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl.
You made a mistake
You got the wrong guy
Iím only guilty of a damn good time