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#7143823 - 04/17/18 08:28 PM mama
hetman Online   content
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Registered: 02/15/15
Posts: 3329
Loc: Addison Tx or Cisco Tx
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.

Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.

Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family."

Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does

Yo momma so fat, she broke the FAMILY tree!

Yo momma is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl.

You made a mistake
You got the wrong guy
Iím only guilty of a damn good time

#7151631 - 04/25/18 12:48 PM Re: mama [Re: hetman]
oldstyle244 Offline

Registered: 03/06/11
Posts: 100
Yo mama is so nasty she got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job!

#7153403 - 04/27/18 09:24 AM Re: mama [Re: hetman]
Kobeer Offline
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Registered: 11/05/09
Posts: 3701
Loc: Burleson TX
you mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxi pad.

#7153473 - 04/27/18 10:40 AM Re: mama [Re: hetman]
Cast Online   happy
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Registered: 12/14/08
Posts: 18698
Loc: North Texas - God's Country
so fat she has her own zip code...

I have a short attention spa

#7153484 - 04/27/18 11:03 AM Re: mama [Re: hetman]
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Registered: 12/02/11
Posts: 1384
Loc: Jack County

she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out peep

#7153486 - 04/27/18 11:06 AM Re: mama [Re: hetman]
rdhibbs Offline

Registered: 04/08/15
Posts: 906
Loc: Dumas TX
Your Mom is like a Door Knob, Everybody takes a turn
Thank You

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