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#7143810 - 04/17/18 08:19 PM glaucoma
hetman Online   content
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Registered: 02/15/15
Posts: 3262
Loc: Addison Tx or Cisco Tx
Guy calls in to his Boss:
Worker: I can't come to work today. I'm sick
Boss: Oh yea! What's wrong with you now?
Worker: I have anal glaucoma.
Boss: What the hell is that?
Worker: I just can't see my [censored] working today.

You made a mistake
You got the wrong guy
Iím only guilty of a damn good time

#7143877 - 04/17/18 09:23 PM Re: glaucoma [Re: hetman]
TEXASLEFTY Online   content
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Registered: 10/26/07
Posts: 10685
Loc: The Island Cres
Originally Posted By: Chunky Monkey
Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.

#7143960 - 04/17/18 11:19 PM Re: glaucoma [Re: TEXASLEFTY]
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Registered: 10/03/07
Posts: 334
Loc: Fort Worth, Texas
happy3 lol444

#7144840 - 04/18/18 08:06 PM Re: glaucoma [Re: hetman]
Gary Olson Offline
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Registered: 01/24/13
Posts: 424
Loc: Plano, TX
They can fix glaucoma with lasers now.

#7146030 - 04/20/18 02:42 AM Re: glaucoma [Re: hetman]
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Registered: 08/18/12
Posts: 11125
Loc: Chambers County
Anal glaucoma.

#7146803 - 04/20/18 08:38 PM Re: glaucoma [Re: hetman]
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Registered: 01/12/12
Posts: 15994
Loc: Katy, TX
up up
Originally Posted By: KRoyal
Because I'm an idiot and don't know wtf I'm doing LOL. There you happy??

#7146887 - 04/20/18 11:14 PM Re: glaucoma [Re: hetman]
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Registered: 07/23/11
Posts: 779
Loc: Texas
Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.

#7146937 - 04/21/18 03:48 AM Re: glaucoma [Re: hetman]
pigplinker Online   happy
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Registered: 08/07/11
Posts: 2029
Loc: Ben Wheeler,Tx
I guess his boss will have anal glaucoma the next day cause he doesn't see his a@# working there afterwards.


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