and decide on a joint wedding. At the end of their special day, the first midget is having a few problems in the bedroom department. He decides to visit his brother for some advice, so he goes down the corridor to ask. Just before he knocks on the door he hears loud noises; “one two three oomph, one two three oomph”. The first midget decides to leave his brother to it, after all, that was all the advice he needed. He goes back to his room and enjoys amazing nuptials with his new bride. The next morning the first midget meets his brother at breakfast and explains what had happened the night before. The second midget listened to his story and looked at him indignantly; “Well I’m glad you had a great time, it took me three freaking hours to get on the bed.”

hmm, a short bed time story.

hmm, a short bed time story. yawn