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#7128037 - 03/30/18 01:43 PM The Faucet
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Loc: S.E. Louisiana
While installing a new door, I found that one of the hinges was missing.
So, I asked my wife if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a hinge. She reluctantly agreed to go.

While she was waiting for the Manager to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet. When the Manager was finished, she asked him, "How much is that faucet?"

The Manager replied, "That faucet is gold plated, it's $1,500.”

To which she exclaimed, "My goodness, that's an expensive faucet. Certainly out of my price range!"
She then proceeded to describe the hinge that I had sent her to buy.
The Manager said that he had them in stock and it was $3.49, then he went into the backroom to get one. From the backroom the Manager yelled. "Ma'am, you wanna screw for the hinge?" She shouted back, "No, but I will for the faucet."

This is why you just can't send a woman to Home Depot.
If you can't laugh at yourself, give me a call. I'll gladly laugh at you.

#7128130 - 03/30/18 03:44 PM Re: The Faucet [Re: BayouGuy]
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#7128138 - 03/30/18 03:51 PM Re: The Faucet [Re: fredeboy]
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Originally Posted By: fredeboy
"You're statistically more likely to be killed by Hillary Clinton than an NRA member. - PolitiDiva

"Death is permanent...everything else is temporary!"

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"

#7128185 - 03/30/18 04:44 PM Re: The Faucet [Re: BayouGuy]
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#7128628 - 03/31/18 06:37 AM Re: The Faucet [Re: BayouGuy]
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