While installing a new door, I found that one of the hinges was missing.
So, I asked my wife if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a hinge. She reluctantly agreed to go.
While she was waiting for the Manager to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet. When the Manager was finished, she asked him, "How much is that faucet?"
The Manager replied, "That faucet is gold plated, it's $1,500.”
To which she exclaimed, "My goodness, that's an expensive faucet. Certainly out of my price range!"
She then proceeded to describe the hinge that I had sent her to buy.
The Manager said that he had them in stock and it was $3.49, then he went into the backroom to get one. From the backroom the Manager yelled. "Ma'am, you wanna screw for the hinge?" She shouted back, "No, but I will for the faucet."
This is why you just can't send a woman to Home Depot.
If you can't laugh at yourself, give me a call. I'll gladly laugh at you.