Main Menu
Advertisement
Affiliates
Advertisement
Newest Members
Rware11, Caseyhko, ags93, MaverickJoe, A&M_Hunter
64157 Registered Users
Top Posters
dogcatcher 89556
stxranchman 53437
bill oxner 48943
RKHarm24 44577
rifleman 44403
BOBO the Clown 43942
BMD 40988
SnakeWrangler 38727
Big Orn 37484
txshntr 35357
facebook
Forum Stats
64157 Members
45 Forums
419913 Topics
6109181 Posts

Max Online: 16728 @ 03/25/12 08:51 AM
Topic Options
#7111765 - 03/15/18 06:47 AM Paddy's confession
Bass&More Offline
Pro Tracker

Registered: 12/02/11
Posts: 1366
Loc: Jack County
A married Irishman named Paddy went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman."
The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?"
The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped."
The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. Youíre not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Maryís and put $50 in the poor box."
The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave. The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, "I saw that. You didnít put any money in the poor box!"
The Irishman replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, thatís the same as putting it in!"
peep


Edited by Bass&More (03/15/18 12:29 PM)

Top
#7111789 - 03/15/18 07:07 AM Re: Patty's confession [Re: Bass&More]
SnakeWrangler Offline
THF Celebrity

Registered: 01/22/11
Posts: 38727
Loc: Over yonder.....
rofl
_________________________
Originally Posted By: skinnerback
Milf does the trick.

"You're statistically more likely to be killed by Hillary Clinton than an NRA member. - PolitiDiva

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"

Top
#7111811 - 03/15/18 07:30 AM Re: Patty's confession [Re: Bass&More]
fray Offline
Tracker

Registered: 09/01/16
Posts: 709
Loc: Commerce, TX
eek

Top
#7112116 - 03/15/18 12:04 PM Re: Patty's confession [Re: Bass&More]
Cast Online   happy
THF Celebrity

Registered: 12/14/08
Posts: 18684
Loc: North Texas - God's Country
B+
_________________________
Cast



I have a short attention spa

Top



© 2004-2018 OUTDOOR SITES NETWORK all rights reserved USA and Worldwide