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Little Johnny special delivery
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03/15/18 11:29 AM
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Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."
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Re: Little Johnny special delivery
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03/15/18 11:59 AM
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf
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Re: Little Johnny special delivery
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03/15/18 12:07 PM
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Little Johnny special delivery
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03/15/18 05:06 PM
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Cast I have a short attention spa
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Re: Little Johnny special delivery
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03/15/18 06:41 PM
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Re: Little Johnny special delivery
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03/16/18 12:49 AM
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The punch line needs better delivery
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Re: Little Johnny special delivery
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03/16/18 04:56 AM
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Bee'z
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Re: Little Johnny special delivery
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03/16/18 11:04 AM
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Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."
hold on Newt, we got a runaway
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