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#7111754 - 03/15/18 06:29 AM Little Johnny special delivery
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Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."
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#7111778 - 03/15/18 06:59 AM Re: Little Johnny special delivery [Re: Bass&More]
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#7111791 - 03/15/18 07:07 AM Re: Little Johnny special delivery [Re: Bass&More]
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#7112120 - 03/15/18 12:06 PM Re: Little Johnny special delivery [Re: Bass&More]
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#7112245 - 03/15/18 01:41 PM Re: Little Johnny special delivery [Re: Bass&More]
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#7112699 - 03/15/18 07:49 PM Re: Little Johnny special delivery [Re: Bass&More]
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#7112912 - 03/15/18 11:56 PM Re: Little Johnny special delivery [Re: Bass&More]
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#7112966 - 03/16/18 06:04 AM Re: Little Johnny special delivery [Re: Bass&More]
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Originally Posted By: Bass&More
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."
wife peep
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