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#7111747 - 03/15/18 06:21 AM Going to church in Chicago
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When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preachers at a nearby church, I decided to go there and check them out in person.

As soon as I sat down, Reverend Sharpton came over to me. I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the church?

He laid his hands on my shoulder and said: "By the will of Jesus the Lord Almighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."

I told him I was not paralyzed.

Then Jesse Jackson came by and said: "By the Grace of God, and his Son Jesus, the Lord Almighty, you will walk today."

Again, I said that there is nothing wrong with me. After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold they were right ---

My car was gone !







Amen peep

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#7111782 - 03/15/18 07:03 AM Re: Going to church in Chicago [Re: Bass&More]
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Milf does the trick.

"You're statistically more likely to be killed by Hillary Clinton than an NRA member. - PolitiDiva

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"

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#7112124 - 03/15/18 12:08 PM Re: Going to church in Chicago [Re: Bass&More]
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I have a short attention spa

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#7112247 - 03/15/18 01:42 PM Re: Going to church in Chicago [Re: Bass&More]
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#7112390 - 03/15/18 03:39 PM Re: Going to church in Chicago [Re: Bass&More]
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Press for an AMERICAN.

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#7112780 - 03/15/18 08:49 PM Re: Going to church in Chicago [Re: Bass&More]
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#7112913 - 03/15/18 11:57 PM Re: Going to church in Chicago [Re: Bass&More]
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#7113372 - 03/16/18 11:56 AM Re: Going to church in Chicago [Re: Bass&More]
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Broke from buying guns, bows and fishing tackle and wouldn't have it any other way.

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#7114140 - 03/17/18 07:53 AM Re: Going to church in Chicago [Re: Bass&More]
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#7115703 - 03/18/18 09:19 PM Re: Going to church in Chicago [Re: SnakeWrangler]
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#7115738 - 03/18/18 09:58 PM Re: Going to church in Chicago [Re: Bass&More]
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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.

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#7117021 - 03/20/18 01:43 AM Re: Going to church in Chicago [Re: Bass&More]
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Been there and it wasn't funny. This is because I'm not walking. roflmao

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