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#7108638 - 03/12/18 08:33 AM A redneck and a chainsaw true story
Bass&More Offline

Registered: 12/02/11
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Loc: Jack County
A red neck walks into a hardware store and asks for a chain saw that will cut 6 trees in one hour. The salesman recommends the top of the line model. The red neck is suitably impressed, and buys it. The next day he brings it back and says, "This chainsaw is defective. It would only cut down 1 tree and it took ALL DAMN DAY!" The salesman takes the chain saw, starts it up to see what's wrong, and the red neck asks, "What's that noise?
soap peep

#7108731 - 03/12/18 09:27 AM Re: A redneck and a chainsaw true story [Re: Bass&More]
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I have a short attention spa

#7109269 - 03/12/18 06:07 PM Re: A redneck and a chainsaw true story [Re: Bass&More]
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I first heard this as an Aggie joke. Someone should start a thread of Aggie jokes only.
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