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#7108621 - 03/12/18 08:25 AM A circus owner walked into a bar
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to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some negotiations, they settled on a figure of $10,000 for the duck and the pot.

Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, “Your duck is a rip off! I put him on the pot before a whole audience, and he didn’t dance a single step!”

“So?” asked the ducks former owner, “did you remember to light the candle under the pot?”
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#7108640 - 03/12/18 08:36 AM Re: A circus owner walked into a bar [Re: Bass&More]
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#7108666 - 03/12/18 08:49 AM Re: A circus owner walked into a bar [Re: Bass&More]
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#7108720 - 03/12/18 09:21 AM Re: A circus owner walked into a bar [Re: fray]
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#7108727 - 03/12/18 09:24 AM Re: A circus owner walked into a bar [Re: Bass&More]
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