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#7102280 - 03/05/18 08:20 PM Lost in transalation
bill oxner Offline
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At a travel agency in Shanghai, I asked the Chinese girl behind the counter if she could escort me on a city tour and asked her for her mobile number so I could call her to make arrangements. She gave me a big smile, nodded her head and said :

"Sex sex sex, wan free sex for tonight."

I replied, " Wow, you Chinese women are really hospitable! "

A guy standing next to me overheard, tapped me on the shoulder and said :

What she really said was : 666136429 "
Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill

#7102462 - 03/06/18 03:01 AM Re: Lost in transalation [Re: bill oxner]
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#7102519 - 03/06/18 06:44 AM Re: Lost in transalation [Re: bill oxner]
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#7103298 - 03/06/18 06:27 PM Re: Lost in transalation [Re: bill oxner]
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#7103489 - 03/06/18 08:59 PM Re: Lost in transalation [Re: bill oxner]
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#7103562 - 03/06/18 10:53 PM Re: Lost in transalation [Re: 2Beez]
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Originally Posted By: 2Beez
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#7103585 - 03/07/18 01:31 AM Re: Lost in transalation [Re: bill oxner]
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They say "We sometimes only hear what we want to." banana
Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.

#7103728 - 03/07/18 08:33 AM Re: Lost in transalation [Re: bill oxner]
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So, did you score?

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#7103845 - 03/07/18 10:24 AM Re: Lost in transalation [Re: 2Beez]
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Originally Posted By: 2Beez
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"You're statistically more likely to be killed by Hillary Clinton than an NRA member. - PolitiDiva

"Death is permanent...everything else is temporary!"

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"

#7105193 - 03/08/18 03:24 PM Re: Lost in transalation [Re: bill oxner]
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