At a travel agency in Shanghai, I asked the Chinese girl behind the counter if she could escort me on a city tour and asked her for her mobile number so I could call her to make arrangements. She gave me a big smile, nodded her head and said :
"Sex sex sex, wan free sex for tonight."
I replied, " Wow, you Chinese women are really hospitable! "
A guy standing next to me overheard, tapped me on the shoulder and said :
What she really said was : 666136429 "
Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill