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#7099139 - 03/02/18 03:38 PM What Bubba told the Judge
Bass&More Offline

Registered: 12/02/11
Posts: 965
Loc: Jack County
When he filed for divorce.

* She’s been on her knees more times than Billy Graham.
* She’s been laid on more kitchen floors than linoleum.
* She’s done more screwing than Black and Decker.
* She’s responsible for more merry men than Robin Hood.
* She’s turned more tricks than Harry Houdini.
* She’s been boarded more times than Amtrak.
* She’s been mounted more often than Trigger.
* She’s been involved with more animals than Marlin Perkins.
* She’s entertained more troops than Bob Hope.
* She’s been at more bedsides than Dr. Kildare.
* She’s been turned more ways than Rubik’s Cube.
* She’s spent more time under men than barstools.
* She’s seen more traffic than the George Washington Bridge.
* She’s had more turnovers than the International House of Pancakes.
* She’s had more marines land on her than on Iwo Jima.
* Her body has been declared a national recreation area.
* Her diaphragms come with a service contract.
* She uses industrial strength douche.
* Her underwear is by Rubbermaid.
* Her pantyhose has a pet door.

for starters Judge peep

Edited by Bass&More (03/02/18 03:39 PM)

#7110101 - 03/13/18 02:36 PM Re: What Bubba told the Judge [Re: Bass&More]
Gangly Offline
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Registered: 10/14/13
Posts: 337
She seen more D!(k# than a urinal.


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