So couple years ago I go down to Florida with a buddy. We were both in our late 50s at the time and I was worried about trying to look good enough for a bikini babe. My buddy told me to get a speedo swim suit and when I go to the beach take along a nice sized baking potato and put it down in my speedos,,,,,,,that will get the girls attention for sure!!!! I do and boy I did some strutting. Back and forth back and forth flexing my muscles. Putting on a show!!!!!!buddy shows up and I tell him this is not working all I'm getting are funny stares and giggles!,,,,,,,,he said wellllllll works better if you put the potato done the front of your suit!!