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#7090436 - 02/23/18 03:19 PM Potato
fway Offline
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Registered: 01/23/06
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So couple years ago I go down to Florida with a buddy. We were both in our late 50s at the time and I was worried about trying to look good enough for a bikini babe. My buddy told me to get a speedo swim suit and when I go to the beach take along a nice sized baking potato and put it down in my speedos,,,,,,,that will get the girls attention for sure!!!! I do and boy I did some strutting. Back and forth back and forth flexing my muscles. Putting on a show!!!!!!buddy shows up and I tell him this is not working all I'm getting are funny stares and giggles!,,,,,,,,he said wellllllll works better if you put the potato done the front of your suit!!

#7091135 - 02/24/18 08:27 AM Re: Potato [Re: fway]
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People Sleep Peacefully in Their Beds at Night Only Because Rough Men Stand Ready to Do Violence on Their Behalf

#7091413 - 02/24/18 12:16 PM Re: Potato [Re: fway]
Cajun Raider Offline

Registered: 07/23/11
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Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.

#7092356 - 02/25/18 10:01 AM Re: Potato [Re: fway]
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It's a banana hammock not a potato hammock.


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