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#7078159 - 02/14/18 09:54 AM Atheist takes a plane
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Registered: 12/12/10
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Loc: Lubbock, Medina Texas
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned
To her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike
Up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total
... Stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God,
Or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

"Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask
You a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns
out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which
the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss
God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don't know jack about s_-t?"

And then she went back to reading her book.
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, Screaming "WHOO HOO What A Ride"

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#7078317 - 02/14/18 12:23 PM Re: Atheist takes a plane [Re: Quick Shoot Again]
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#7078347 - 02/14/18 12:46 PM Re: Atheist takes a plane [Re: Bar-D]
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lol444 Good one

#7078458 - 02/14/18 02:23 PM Re: Atheist takes a plane [Re: Quick Shoot Again]
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#7078520 - 02/14/18 03:12 PM Re: Atheist takes a plane [Re: Quick Shoot Again]
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#7078600 - 02/14/18 04:01 PM Re: Atheist takes a plane [Re: pkhunter624]
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Originally Posted By: pkhunter624
lol444 Good one

He failed the chit trinity...... rofl
Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

"Death is permanent...everything else is temporary!"

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"

#7079052 - 02/14/18 09:17 PM Re: Atheist takes a plane [Re: Quick Shoot Again]
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#7079356 - 02/15/18 05:13 AM Re: Atheist takes a plane [Re: Quick Shoot Again]
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#7079465 - 02/15/18 07:51 AM Re: Atheist takes a plane [Re: Quick Shoot Again]
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#7079524 - 02/15/18 08:35 AM Re: Atheist takes a plane [Re: Quick Shoot Again]
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#7084422 - 02/19/18 07:21 AM Re: Atheist takes a plane [Re: Quick Shoot Again]
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