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#7078159 - 02/14/18 09:54 AM Atheist takes a plane
Quick Shoot Again Offline
Bird Dog

Registered: 12/12/10
Posts: 325
Loc: Lubbock, Medina Texas
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned
To her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike
Up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total
... Stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God,
Or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

"Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask
You a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns
out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which
the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss
God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don't know jack about s_-t?"

And then she went back to reading her book.
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, Screaming "WHOO HOO What A Ride"

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#7078317 - 02/14/18 12:23 PM Re: Atheist takes a plane [Re: Quick Shoot Again]
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Pro Tracker

Registered: 02/03/11
Posts: 1697
Loc: The Lone Star State
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#7078347 - 02/14/18 12:46 PM Re: Atheist takes a plane [Re: Bar-D]
pkhunter624 Offline
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Registered: 10/03/07
Posts: 334
Loc: Fort Worth, Texas
lol444 Good one

#7078458 - 02/14/18 02:23 PM Re: Atheist takes a plane [Re: Quick Shoot Again]
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Registered: 08/22/06
Posts: 104
Loc: Marble Falls, Tx

#7078520 - 02/14/18 03:12 PM Re: Atheist takes a plane [Re: Quick Shoot Again]
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Registered: 12/02/11
Posts: 1291
Loc: Jack County
flag peep

#7078600 - 02/14/18 04:01 PM Re: Atheist takes a plane [Re: pkhunter624]
SnakeWrangler Offline
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Registered: 01/22/11
Posts: 38120
Loc: Over yonder.....
Originally Posted By: pkhunter624
lol444 Good one

He failed the chit trinity...... rofl
Originally Posted By: skinnerback
Milf does the trick.

"You're statistically more likely to be killed by Hillary Clinton than an NRA member. - PolitiDiva

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"

#7079052 - 02/14/18 09:17 PM Re: Atheist takes a plane [Re: Quick Shoot Again]
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#7079356 - 02/15/18 05:13 AM Re: Atheist takes a plane [Re: Quick Shoot Again]
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#7079465 - 02/15/18 07:51 AM Re: Atheist takes a plane [Re: Quick Shoot Again]
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hold on Newt, we got a runaway

#7079524 - 02/15/18 08:35 AM Re: Atheist takes a plane [Re: Quick Shoot Again]
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#7084422 - 02/19/18 07:21 AM Re: Atheist takes a plane [Re: Quick Shoot Again]
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