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#7078159 - 02/14/18 09:54 AM Atheist takes a plane
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Registered: 12/12/10
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Loc: Lubbock, Medina Texas
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned
To her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike
Up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total
... Stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God,
Or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

"Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask
You a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns
out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which
the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss
God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don't know jack about s_-t?"

And then she went back to reading her book.
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#7078317 - 02/14/18 12:23 PM Re: Atheist takes a plane [Re: Quick Shoot Again]
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#7078347 - 02/14/18 12:46 PM Re: Atheist takes a plane [Re: Bar-D]
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Registered: 10/03/07
Posts: 320
Loc: Fort Worth, Texas
lol444 Good one

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#7078458 - 02/14/18 02:23 PM Re: Atheist takes a plane [Re: Quick Shoot Again]
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Registered: 08/22/06
Posts: 104
Loc: Marble Falls, Tx
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#7078520 - 02/14/18 03:12 PM Re: Atheist takes a plane [Re: Quick Shoot Again]
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Registered: 12/02/11
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#7078600 - 02/14/18 04:01 PM Re: Atheist takes a plane [Re: pkhunter624]
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Originally Posted By: pkhunter624
lol444 Good one

He failed the chit trinity...... rofl
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#7079052 - 02/14/18 09:17 PM Re: Atheist takes a plane [Re: Quick Shoot Again]
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Registered: 04/03/17
Posts: 176
Loc: Houston
Lolol
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#7079356 - 02/15/18 05:13 AM Re: Atheist takes a plane [Re: Quick Shoot Again]
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#7079465 - 02/15/18 07:51 AM Re: Atheist takes a plane [Re: Quick Shoot Again]
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#7079524 - 02/15/18 08:35 AM Re: Atheist takes a plane [Re: Quick Shoot Again]
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#7084422 - 02/19/18 07:21 AM Re: Atheist takes a plane [Re: Quick Shoot Again]
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