So someone recently posted a church joke, reminded me of a couple.
So this preacher had just died and was standing in line waiting to get into heaven.
To pass the time he began chatting with the man in front of him. That is where he found out he was a bus driver.
Finally they get to the front of the line and St. Peter reads his notes on the bus driver and says
"Bus Driver, do you see that mansion there on that hilltop that is where you will reside for the rest of your eternity!"
So the bus driver jumps with joy and starts running to his new residence.
Excited at what the bus driver got the preacher prepares for his entrance into heaven.
St. peter starts reading over the preachers list and when he comes to his conclusion he says
"Preacher, Do you see that shack? just under the mansion I just sent the bus driver to, that shall be yours for the rest of eternity, Welcome!"
The preacher doesn't understand and he asks how a man who has devoted his life to serving god could live in the shack sat in the shadow of a bus drivers mansion.
St peter said "Well the whole time you were preaching your congregation was sleeping, the whole time the bus driver was driving, people were praying"
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