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#7075278 - 02/12/18 07:37 AM A Priest and a Rabbi
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An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train. After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying "I know that, in your religion, youíre not supposed to eat pork... Have you actually ever tasted it?" The Rabbi said, "I must tell the truth. Yes, I have, on the odd occasion." Then the Rabbi had his turn of interrogation. He asked, "Your religion, too... I know youíre supposed to be celibate. But..." The priest replied, "Yes, I know what youíre going to ask. I have succumbed once or twice." There was silence for a while. Then the Rabbi peeped around the newspaper he was reading and said, "Better than pork, isnít it?"
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#7075515 - 02/12/18 10:32 AM Re: A Priest and a Rabbi [Re: Bass&More]
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#7075520 - 02/12/18 10:38 AM Re: A Priest and a Rabbi [Re: Bass&More]
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