My wife just got off the phone with a friend who lives in Newfoundland.

She said that since early this morning, the snow has risen to nearly waist high and is still falling.
The temperature is dropping far below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale force.
Her husband has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare.

She says that if the weather gets much worse, she may have to let the drunken S.O.B in.

That's funny!!!