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#7069898 - 02/07/18 05:19 PM For the Dads
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Son: Dad! I learned an awesome new trick at school in science class. Can I borrow your tie?

Dad: Letís see it.

Son: if we fold your tie in half, and roll the fat end toward the middle, and the thin end toward the middle, we have two rolls Ė one big and one small, both the same length, right?

Well, if I hold up the tie from the middle, and let go of both sides at the same time, which side will unroll first?

Dad: I have no idea.

Son (drops both ends, which open at the same time): Itís a tie, dad.

I have a short attention spa

#7069917 - 02/07/18 05:33 PM Re: For the Dads [Re: Cast]
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#7070104 - 02/07/18 07:40 PM Re: For the Dads [Re: Cast]
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#7070299 - 02/07/18 09:44 PM Re: For the Dads [Re: Cast]
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That's funny!
Originally Posted By: Chunky Monkey
Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.

#7070398 - 02/08/18 04:32 AM Re: For the Dads [Re: Cast]
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Good one!

#7070585 - 02/08/18 08:50 AM Re: For the Dads [Re: Cast]
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#7070717 - 02/08/18 10:11 AM Re: For the Dads [Re: Cast]
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#7071860 - 02/09/18 08:32 AM Re: For the Dads [Re: Cast]
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Good one

#7074799 - 02/11/18 04:56 PM Re: For the Dads [Re: General Guts]
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Originally Posted By: General Guts
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#7074883 - 02/11/18 05:58 PM Re: For the Dads [Re: Cast]
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Don't forget to tip the waitresses....

#7084429 - 02/19/18 07:24 AM Re: For the Dads [Re: Cast]
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