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The Blind man #7069639 02/07/18 06:59 PM
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Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.

After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude.

In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.

“Who is it?”, calls out one of the nuns.

“Blind man,” replies a male voice from the other side of the door.

The two nuns look at each other, shrug, and deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.

“Nice racks, sisters,” says the man, “Where do you want these blinds?”

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Haven't had it in years but never spit any out.


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I am a sucker for happy endings and strapped cowboys.
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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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