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#7050001 - 01/23/18 12:47 PM Uh-Oh, THAT question
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An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, "Grampa, what is a couple sex? The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she's old enough and curious to ask the question, she's old enough to get a straight answer.

Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about human
reproduction and the joys and responsibilities that go along with it. When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement. Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her, "Why did you ask this question, honey? The little girl replied, "Well, Grandma says to tell you that dinner will be ready in just a couple secs.
If you can't laugh at yourself, give me a call. I'll gladly laugh at you.

#7050425 - 01/23/18 06:13 PM Re: Uh-Oh, THAT question [Re: BayouGuy]
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Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

"Death is permanent...everything else is temporary!"

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"

#7050710 - 01/23/18 09:33 PM Re: Uh-Oh, THAT question [Re: BayouGuy]
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roflmao Oops.

#7050840 - 01/24/18 06:23 AM Re: Uh-Oh, THAT question [Re: BayouGuy]
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hammer peep

#7051404 - 01/24/18 01:01 PM Re: Uh-Oh, THAT question [Re: BayouGuy]
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Originally Posted By: Grizz
Wingshooting is like sex for me - I love doing it but I'm just not that good at it.

#7052208 - 01/25/18 04:18 AM Re: Uh-Oh, THAT question [Re: BayouGuy]
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Funny! smile

#7053423 - 01/26/18 05:27 AM Re: Uh-Oh, THAT question [Re: BayouGuy]
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#7061299 - 02/01/18 05:13 AM Re: Uh-Oh, THAT question [Re: BayouGuy]
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#7061313 - 02/01/18 05:46 AM Re: Uh-Oh, THAT question [Re: BayouGuy]
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texas flag

#7061896 - 02/01/18 01:40 PM Re: Uh-Oh, THAT question [Re: BayouGuy]
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Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.

#7065852 - 02/04/18 06:24 PM Re: Uh-Oh, THAT question [Re: BayouGuy]
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No soup for you.


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