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#7047132 - 01/21/18 11:39 AM A Caring Wife
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Early on a bitterly cold winter morning a man and his lovely blonde wife were listening to the radio when the announcer said, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snow plows can get through." So the caring woman went out and moved the car so her husband would not need to brave the cold.

A week later during breakfast, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 9 to 11 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snow plows can get through." Once again, the loving wife took on the chore.

Two day later the announcement began "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park......(Then the electric power went out)........ In a panic the good wife said, "I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snow plows can get through?"

With the love and understanding that all men married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied, “Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?”
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#7047630 - 01/21/18 06:18 PM Re: A Caring Wife [Re: BayouGuy]
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Registered: 11/18/04
Posts: 340
Loc: Denton,Tx
roflmao

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#7047709 - 01/21/18 07:16 PM Re: A Caring Wife [Re: BayouGuy]
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Registered: 07/23/11
Posts: 726
Loc: Texas
banana
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#7048072 - 01/22/18 05:12 AM Re: A Caring Wife [Re: BayouGuy]
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Registered: 09/01/16
Posts: 664
Loc: Commerce, TX
Think I'm related to her. clap

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#7049463 - 01/23/18 03:38 AM Re: A Caring Wife [Re: fray]
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Registered: 01/22/11
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Loc: Over yonder.....
Originally Posted By: fray
Think I'm related to her. clap
I may be married to her....... bolt
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#7053426 - 01/26/18 05:30 AM Re: A Caring Wife [Re: BayouGuy]
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Registered: 08/07/11
Posts: 1887
Loc: Ben Wheeler,Tx
roflmao

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#7071866 - 02/09/18 08:36 AM Re: A Caring Wife [Re: BayouGuy]
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Registered: 02/12/16
Posts: 142
Loc: Conroe, TX
I think that is my cousin.

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#7074792 - 02/11/18 04:51 PM Re: A Caring Wife [Re: fray]
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Originally Posted By: deerhunter1956
roflmao
Originally Posted By: Cajun Raider
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Originally Posted By: deerhunter1956
roflmao
Originally Posted By: fray
Think I'm related to her. clap

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