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#7044539 - 01/19/18 09:49 AM Dead Cat
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A woman went on vacation, leaving her husband behind.
Before she left, she told him to take extra special care of her cat.

The next day she called her husband and asked if the cat was all right.

Her husband said: The cat just died.

She burst into tears and said: How could you be so blunt? Why couldn't you have broken the news gradually!
Today, you could have said that it was playing on the roof;
tomorrow, you could have said that it fell off and had broken its leg;
then on the third day, you could have said that the poor thing had passed away in the night.
You could have been more sensitive about the whole thing.
By the way, how is my mom?

Husband: She is playing on the roof.
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#7044552 - 01/19/18 09:54 AM Re: Dead Cat [Re: frognot]
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That's funny
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#7044645 - 01/19/18 10:45 AM Re: Dead Cat [Re: TEXASLEFTY]
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Originally Posted By: TEXASLEFTY
That's funny
cheerleader
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#7044870 - 01/19/18 01:16 PM Re: Dead Cat [Re: frognot]
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C+
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#7045027 - 01/19/18 02:45 PM Re: Dead Cat [Re: frognot]
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I like the way he thinks peep cheers

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#7045069 - 01/19/18 03:06 PM Re: Dead Cat [Re: TEXASLEFTY]
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Originally Posted By: TEXASLEFTY
That's funny


roflmao

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#7045119 - 01/19/18 03:43 PM Re: Dead Cat [Re: frognot]
fray Offline
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clap
Laughed out loud!

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#7045522 - 01/19/18 08:35 PM Re: Dead Cat [Re: frognot]
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#7045745 - 01/20/18 05:54 AM Re: Dead Cat [Re: frognot]
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cheers

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#7049010 - 01/22/18 05:36 PM Re: Dead Cat [Re: frognot]
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clap roflmao
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#7060447 - 01/31/18 02:20 PM Re: Dead Cat [Re: frognot]
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rofl
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#7072440 - 02/09/18 04:16 PM Re: Dead Cat [Re: frognot]
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#7072505 - 02/09/18 05:25 PM Re: Dead Cat [Re: frognot]
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rofl

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