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#7044539 - 01/19/18 09:49 AM Dead Cat
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A woman went on vacation, leaving her husband behind.
Before she left, she told him to take extra special care of her cat.

The next day she called her husband and asked if the cat was all right.

Her husband said: The cat just died.

She burst into tears and said: How could you be so blunt? Why couldn't you have broken the news gradually!
Today, you could have said that it was playing on the roof;
tomorrow, you could have said that it fell off and had broken its leg;
then on the third day, you could have said that the poor thing had passed away in the night.
You could have been more sensitive about the whole thing.
By the way, how is my mom?

Husband: She is playing on the roof.
When he was young, I told Dale Jr. that hunting and racing are a lot alike. Holding that steering wheel and holding that rifle both mean you better be responsible.
Dale Earnhardt

#7044552 - 01/19/18 09:54 AM Re: Dead Cat [Re: frognot]
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That's funny
Originally Posted By: Chunky Monkey
Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.

#7044645 - 01/19/18 10:45 AM Re: Dead Cat [Re: TEXASLEFTY]
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Originally Posted By: TEXASLEFTY
That's funny
"You're statistically more likely to be killed by Hillary Clinton than an NRA member. - PolitiDiva

"Death is permanent...everything else is temporary!"

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"

#7044870 - 01/19/18 01:16 PM Re: Dead Cat [Re: frognot]
Cast Offline
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I have a short attention spa

#7045027 - 01/19/18 02:45 PM Re: Dead Cat [Re: frognot]
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I like the way he thinks peep cheers

#7045069 - 01/19/18 03:06 PM Re: Dead Cat [Re: TEXASLEFTY]
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Originally Posted By: TEXASLEFTY
That's funny


#7045119 - 01/19/18 03:43 PM Re: Dead Cat [Re: frognot]
fray Offline

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Loc: Commerce, TX
Laughed out loud!

#7045522 - 01/19/18 08:35 PM Re: Dead Cat [Re: frognot]
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"Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark

#7045745 - 01/20/18 05:54 AM Re: Dead Cat [Re: frognot]
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#7049010 - 01/22/18 05:36 PM Re: Dead Cat [Re: frognot]
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clap roflmao
hold on Newt, we got a runaway

#7060447 - 01/31/18 02:20 PM Re: Dead Cat [Re: frognot]
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texas flag

#7072440 - 02/09/18 04:16 PM Re: Dead Cat [Re: frognot]
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#7072505 - 02/09/18 05:25 PM Re: Dead Cat [Re: frognot]
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