Main Menu
Newest Members
LaPaloma2018, Q&A, 22khornet, DeadPerfectTaxi, colton bennett
63773 Registered Users
Top Posters
dogcatcher 88071
stxranchman 52991
bill oxner 47273
RKHarm24 44577
rifleman 44375
BOBO the Clown 43650
BMD 40944
Big Orn 37484
SnakeWrangler 36493
txshntr 35238
Forum Stats
63773 Members
45 Forums
416989 Topics
6044829 Posts

Max Online: 16728 @ 03/25/12 08:51 AM
Topic Options
#7038967 - 01/15/18 10:49 AM The Blonde and the BMW
frognot Offline
Pro Tracker

Registered: 04/02/05
Posts: 1135
Loc: Allen, Texas
A blonde walks into a BMW salesmanship. She browses around, spots the top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she mistakenly breaks wind.

She felt very ashamed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a salesman doesn’t pop up right now.

As she turns around, her worst nightmare comes true in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool like Johnny Depp and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady With, “Good day, Madam. How may I help you today?” Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her accident, she asks, “Sir, what is the price of this lovely car?”

Salesman answers, “Madam, if you farted just touching it, you are going to sh*t yourself when I tell you the price.”
When he was young, I told Dale Jr. that hunting and racing are a lot alike. Holding that steering wheel and holding that rifle both mean you better be responsible.
Dale Earnhardt

#7039209 - 01/15/18 02:52 PM Re: The Blonde and the BMW [Re: frognot]
PMK Offline
THF Trophy Hunter

Registered: 09/10/12
Posts: 7373
Loc: Central TX (Gtown/Austin)
"everyone that lives dies but not everyone who dies lived..."


#7039569 - 01/15/18 07:42 PM Re: The Blonde and the BMW [Re: frognot]
SnakeWrangler Offline
THF Celebrity

Registered: 01/22/11
Posts: 36493
Loc: Over yonder.....
"You're statistically more likely to be killed by Hillary Clinton than an NRA member. - PolitiDiva

"Death is permanent...everything else is temporary!"

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"

#7040556 - 01/16/18 02:52 PM Re: The Blonde and the BMW [Re: frognot]
Red Cloud Offline
Pro Tracker

Registered: 09/04/09
Posts: 1941
Loc: Weatherford, Texas
roflmao I laughed so hard I farted!

#7040895 - 01/16/18 06:56 PM Re: The Blonde and the BMW [Re: frognot]
2Beez Online   happy

Registered: 07/17/15
Posts: 10898
Loc: Lake Texoma, TX

#7041091 - 01/16/18 08:41 PM Re: The Blonde and the BMW [Re: frognot]
THF Celebrity

Registered: 10/26/07
Posts: 10380
Loc: The Island Cres
That's funny!!!!!
Originally Posted By: Chunky Monkey
Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.

#7041315 - 01/17/18 04:07 AM Re: The Blonde and the BMW [Re: frognot]
pigplinker Online   happy
Pro Tracker

Registered: 08/07/11
Posts: 1887
Loc: Ben Wheeler,Tx
bolt flush roflmao


© 2004-2018 OUTDOOR SITES NETWORK all rights reserved USA and Worldwide