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#7033995 - 01/11/18 07:32 AM Parrots
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A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him,

"Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots,
but they only know how to say one thing."

What do they say?" the priest inquired.

They say,"Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"

"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed; then he thought for
a moment. You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your
problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught
to pray and read the Bible. "Bring your two parrots over to
my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Frank and Jacob.
My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship, and your
parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time."

"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the
solution."

The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's
house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots
were inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying.
Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.

After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison:
"Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"

There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over
at the other male parrot and exclaimed,
"Put the beads away, Frank, our prayers have been answered!"

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#7034009 - 01/11/18 07:41 AM Re: Parrots [Re: mikei]
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That's funny!!!!!
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#7034327 - 01/11/18 11:05 AM Re: Parrots [Re: mikei]
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lol35

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#7035488 - 01/12/18 08:40 AM Re: Parrots [Re: TEXASLEFTY]
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Originally Posted By: TEXASLEFTY
That's funny!!!!!
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#7035495 - 01/12/18 08:42 AM Re: Parrots [Re: mikei]
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#7036101 - 01/12/18 04:39 PM Re: Parrots [Re: SnakeWrangler]
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Originally Posted By: SnakeWrangler
Originally Posted By: TEXASLEFTY
That's funny!!!!!


rofl
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#7041318 - 01/17/18 04:18 AM Re: Parrots [Re: mikei]
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