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#7007895 - 12/22/17 06:27 PM Mean woman!
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WRITTEN BY A MEAN (but observant) WOMAN

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'

'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' University of Texas !'

And they say blondes are dumb....

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A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world...'

The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...... '.

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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower....
'Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'

'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.

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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

A: A rumor
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.


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Q: Why do little boys whine?

A: They are practicing to be men.

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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?

A: Trustworthy. .

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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'

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While creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal husbands would be found in all corners of the world . . .
then He made the earth round.

#7008560 - 12/23/17 08:50 AM Re: Mean woman! [Re: mikei]
Red Cloud Offline
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Registered: 09/04/09
Posts: 1938
Loc: Weatherford, Texas
Thanks Mikei. roflmao

#7008580 - 12/23/17 08:57 AM Re: Mean woman! [Re: mikei]
Cajun Raider Offline

Registered: 07/23/11
Posts: 669
Loc: Texas
Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.

#7008718 - 12/23/17 10:22 AM Re: Mean woman! [Re: mikei]
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Registered: 05/17/10
Posts: 1265
Loc: VA Grayson County

#7008826 - 12/23/17 12:01 PM Re: Mean woman! [Re: mikei]
SnakeWrangler Online   content
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Registered: 01/22/11
Posts: 33363
Loc: Over yonder.....
Sounds kinda sexist to me..... confused2
"You're statistically more likely to be killed by Hillary Clinton than an NRA member. - PolitiDiva

"Death is permanent...everything else is temporary!"

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"

#7009625 - 12/24/17 06:38 AM Re: Mean woman! [Re: mikei]
fray Offline

Registered: 09/01/16
Posts: 582
Loc: Commerce, TX

#7010763 - 12/25/17 04:43 AM Re: Mean woman! [Re: SnakeWrangler]
pigplinker Offline
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Registered: 08/07/11
Posts: 1648
Loc: Ben Wheeler,Tx
Originally Posted By: SnakeWrangler
Sounds kinda sexist to me..... confused2

Yes some of that hits real close to home. trout

#7014764 - 12/28/17 02:02 PM Re: Mean woman! [Re: mikei]
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