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#7007895 - 12/22/17 06:27 PM Mean woman!
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WRITTEN BY A MEAN (but observant) WOMAN

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'


'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' University of Texas !'

And they say blondes are dumb....

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A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world...'


The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...... '.

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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower....
'Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'


'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.

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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

A: A rumor
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.


AMEN

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Q: Why do little boys whine?

A: They are practicing to be men.

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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?

A: Trustworthy. .

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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'

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While creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal husbands would be found in all corners of the world . . .
then He made the earth round.

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#7008560 - 12/23/17 08:50 AM Re: Mean woman! [Re: mikei]
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Registered: 09/04/09
Posts: 1932
Loc: Weatherford, Texas
Thanks Mikei. roflmao

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#7008580 - 12/23/17 08:57 AM Re: Mean woman! [Re: mikei]
Cajun Raider Online   content
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Registered: 07/23/11
Posts: 644
Loc: Texas
banana
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Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.

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#7008718 - 12/23/17 10:22 AM Re: Mean woman! [Re: mikei]
Stray Cat Offline
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Registered: 05/17/10
Posts: 1208
Loc: VA Grayson County
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#7008826 - 12/23/17 12:01 PM Re: Mean woman! [Re: mikei]
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Registered: 01/22/11
Posts: 31734
Loc: Over yonder.....
Sounds kinda sexist to me..... confused2
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Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

"Death is permanent...everything else is temporary!"

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"

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#7009625 - 12/24/17 06:38 AM Re: Mean woman! [Re: mikei]
fray Offline
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Registered: 09/01/16
Posts: 443
Loc: Commerce, TX
banana

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#7010763 - 12/25/17 04:43 AM Re: Mean woman! [Re: SnakeWrangler]
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Registered: 08/07/11
Posts: 1524
Loc: Ben Wheeler,Tx
Originally Posted By: SnakeWrangler
Sounds kinda sexist to me..... confused2


Yes some of that hits real close to home. trout

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#7014764 - 12/28/17 02:02 PM Re: Mean woman! [Re: mikei]
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Woodsman

Registered: 04/01/08
Posts: 104
banana

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