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IDing Stanley
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12/14/17 02:06 PM
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Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best deer hunting friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always hunted and fished together and were long time members of a hunting camp. Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, "Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over. The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, "Nope, ain't Stanley." The mortician thought this was rather strange, so he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body. Gomer looked at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Stanley." The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Stanley had two a*s-holes." "What! He had two a*s-holes?" asked the mortician. "Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say, 'There's Stanley with them two a*s-holes."
When he was young, I told Dale Jr. that hunting and racing are a lot alike. Holding that steering wheel and holding that rifle both mean you better be responsible. Dale Earnhardt
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Re: IDing Stanley
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12/14/17 02:57 PM
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Re: IDing Stanley
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12/14/17 03:19 PM
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: IDing Stanley
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12/14/17 04:04 PM
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Re: IDing Stanley
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12/14/17 04:30 PM
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Re: IDing Stanley
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12/14/17 10:11 PM
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Re: IDing Stanley
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12/15/17 12:11 PM
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I Feed Indian Corn. The deer love it and all the colors make them stay at the feeder longer.
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Re: IDing Stanley
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12/15/17 02:29 PM
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12/15/17 04:03 PM
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12/15/17 05:44 PM
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Re: IDing Stanley
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12/18/17 03:49 AM
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12/19/17 11:57 AM
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12/19/17 08:04 PM
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12/25/17 04:10 PM
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12/26/17 02:11 AM
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12/26/17 12:29 PM
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12/28/17 11:18 PM
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12/29/17 01:46 PM
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12/30/17 12:07 PM
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