Main Menu
Advertisement
Affiliates
Advertisement
Newest Members
ToddsFly, Easttexasreloader, Tharper09, triton0917, Wild Phil
63900 Registered Users
Top Posters
dogcatcher 88533
stxranchman 53159
bill oxner 47872
RKHarm24 44577
rifleman 44388
BOBO the Clown 43767
BMD 40950
Big Orn 37484
SnakeWrangler 37269
txshntr 35255
facebook
Forum Stats
63900 Members
45 Forums
419161 Topics
6074689 Posts

Max Online: 16728 @ 03/25/12 08:51 AM
Topic Options
#6994489 - 12/13/17 07:45 AM Two Yankees on Lake Superior
Bass&More Online   content
Pro Tracker

Registered: 12/02/11
Posts: 1238
Loc: Jack County
One day two Minnesotans, Ole and Sven, found themselves adrift in a lifeboat on Lake Superior. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Ole stumbled across an old lamp.

He rubbed the lamp vigorously and suddenly, a genie came forth. This Genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.

Without thinking, or consulting Sven, Ole immediately blurted out, 'turn the entire lake into Schmidt beer'.
The genie clapped his hands with a deafening sound, and immediately Lake Superior turned into Schmidt beer and just as quickly the genie vanished.
Now only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their new circumstances.

Sven looked disgustedly at Ole whose wish had been granted, and after a long tension-filled moment, Sven said, "Nice going Ole!
Now we're going to have to pee in the boat."
loco_too peep

Top
#6994733 - 12/13/17 10:39 AM Re: Two Yankees on Lake Superior [Re: Bass&More]
SnakeWrangler Online   content
THF Celebrity

Registered: 01/22/11
Posts: 37269
Loc: Over yonder.....
flush
_________________________
"You're statistically more likely to be killed by Hillary Clinton than an NRA member. - PolitiDiva

"Death is permanent...everything else is temporary!"

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"

Top
#6994994 - 12/13/17 02:33 PM Re: Two Yankees on Lake Superior [Re: Bass&More]
texasag93 Online   content


Registered: 04/12/09
Posts: 5160
Loc: Argyle
roflmao

Top
#6995661 - 12/14/17 05:26 AM Re: Two Yankees on Lake Superior [Re: Bass&More]
Stray Cat Offline
Pro Tracker

Registered: 05/17/10
Posts: 1312
Loc: Ray Roberts
roflmao
_________________________

Top
#6995668 - 12/14/17 05:37 AM Re: Two Yankees on Lake Superior [Re: Bass&More]
fray Offline
Tracker

Registered: 09/01/16
Posts: 680
Loc: Commerce, TX
clap

Top
#6996528 - 12/14/17 04:10 PM Re: Two Yankees on Lake Superior [Re: Bass&More]
Happy Birthday 2Beez Online   happy
Chihuahua

Registered: 07/17/15
Posts: 11217
Loc: Lake Texoma, TX
roflmao
_________________________

Top
#6997363 - 12/15/17 08:30 AM Re: Two Yankees on Lake Superior [Re: Bass&More]
Deadend Online   content
Veteran Tracker

Registered: 09/07/09
Posts: 2592
Loc: Mineola,TX
clap
_________________________
Deadend Outfitters
903-312-0609 Lance Vick
Fun begins where the road ends,,,
Year around guided hog hunts
www.deadendoutfitters.com
https://m.facebook.com/deadendhoghunts/
www.guideonlakefork.com
www.lakeforkduckhunting.com

Top



© 2004-2018 OUTDOOR SITES NETWORK all rights reserved USA and Worldwide