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#6993134 - 12/12/17 09:44 AM First Christmas joke
bill oxner Offline
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Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into Heaven.'
The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said.
'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.
The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'
Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.
The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'
The Irishman replied, 'These are Carolís.'

And So The Christmas Season Begins....
Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill

#6993677 - 12/12/17 03:37 PM Re: First Christmas joke [Re: bill oxner]
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I giggled..... clap
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#6994068 - 12/12/17 07:48 PM Re: First Christmas joke [Re: bill oxner]
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#6994225 - 12/12/17 09:21 PM Re: First Christmas joke [Re: bill oxner]
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To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

#6994452 - 12/13/17 07:20 AM Re: First Christmas joke [Re: bill oxner]
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banana peep

#6995660 - 12/14/17 05:24 AM Re: First Christmas joke [Re: bill oxner]
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#6997672 - 12/15/17 12:04 PM Re: First Christmas joke [Re: dkershen]
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Originally Posted By: dkershen

#6997854 - 12/15/17 02:37 PM Re: First Christmas joke [Re: bill oxner]
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clap roflmao

#6998198 - 12/15/17 07:02 PM Re: First Christmas joke [Re: bill oxner]
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Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.

#7002873 - 12/19/17 02:07 PM Re: First Christmas joke [Re: bill oxner]
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#7008040 - 12/22/17 08:09 PM Re: First Christmas joke [Re: bill oxner]
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Now that is quick thinking! "LOL" clap


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