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#6982290 - 12/04/17 12:37 PM Boudreaux
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Boudreaux, the smoothest-talking Cajun in the Louisiana National Guard, got called up to active duty.

Boudreaux's first assignment was in a military induction center. Because he was a good talker, they assigned him the duty of advising new recruits about government benefits,
especially the GI insurance to which they were entitled.

The officer in charge soon noticed that Boudreaux was getting a 99% sign-up rate for the more expensive supplemental form of GI insurance.

This was remarkable, because it cost these low-income recruits $30.00 per month for the higher coverage, compared to what the government was already providing at no charge. The officer decided he'd sit in the back of the room at the next briefing and observe Boudreaux's sales pitch.

Boudreaux stood up before the latest group of inductees and said, "If you has da normal GI insurans an' you goes to Afghanistan an' gets youself killed, da govment' pays you benefishery $20,000. If you takes out da suppmental insurans, which cost you only t'irty dollars a munt, den da governmen' gots ta pay you benefishery $400,000!

"Now," Boudreaux concluded, "which bunch you tink dey gonna send ta Afghanistan first
Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill

#6982316 - 12/04/17 12:56 PM Re: Boudreaux [Re: bill oxner]
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clap roflmao

#6982380 - 12/04/17 01:45 PM Re: Boudreaux [Re: bill oxner]
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up up peep

#6982483 - 12/04/17 03:12 PM Re: Boudreaux [Re: bill oxner]
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Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

"Death is permanent...everything else is temporary!"

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"

#6982924 - 12/04/17 07:07 PM Re: Boudreaux [Re: bill oxner]
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Loc: Central Texas / Comal County

A clear conscience is often the sign of a fuzzy memory.

#6983367 - 12/05/17 03:59 AM Re: Boudreaux [Re: bill oxner]
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#6983380 - 12/05/17 05:20 AM Re: Boudreaux [Re: 2Beez]
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Originally Posted By: 2Beez
clap roflmao

#6983635 - 12/05/17 09:24 AM Re: Boudreaux [Re: bill oxner]
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He’s a genius. clap
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#6983655 - 12/05/17 09:45 AM Re: Boudreaux [Re: bill oxner]
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#6984541 - 12/05/17 07:41 PM Re: Boudreaux [Re: 2Beez]

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Originally Posted By: 2Beez
clap roflmao
Originally Posted By: Ojai Hunter
This is great! I haven't had a happy ending in quite a while !

#6984608 - 12/05/17 08:26 PM Re: Boudreaux [Re: bill oxner]
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Don't often LOL. This one did it.
Without a sense of urgency, nothing ever happens.

Boy, if I say "sic em", you'd better look for something to bite. Sam Shelley, Rancher Muleshoe Texas 1892-1985 RIP

#6984846 - 12/06/17 06:52 AM Re: Boudreaux [Re: bill oxner]
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#6985090 - 12/06/17 09:28 AM Re: Boudreaux [Re: bill oxner]
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Loc: The Dogwood Capital of Texas
... bolt
Remember Aesops Fables of the "Scorpion & and the Frog's" crossing the river...

... we must hang together, or we will ALL hang seperately, Ben Franklin..

Those who fail to learn from History are doomed to repeat it,Santayana

#6986387 - 12/07/17 06:03 AM Re: Boudreaux [Re: bill oxner]
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#6989317 - 12/08/17 10:23 PM Re: Boudreaux [Re: bill oxner]
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