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Leroy
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12/02/17 08:34 PM
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bill oxner
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A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids. 'WOW,' the social worker exclaims, 'are they all yours?" 'Yep, they are all mine,' the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, 'Sit down Leroy' All the children rush to find seats. 'Well,' says the social worker, 'then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names.' 'Well, to keep it simple, the boys are all named Leroy and the girls are all named Leighroy.' In disbelief, the case worker says, 'Are you serious? They're ALL named Leroy?' Their momma replied, 'Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it's time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' An they all comes a runnin. An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy.' The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, 'But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?' 'Then I call them by their last names.'
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Re: Leroy
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12/02/17 08:41 PM
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SnakeWrangler
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'Then I call them by their last names.'
....and there is the problem......pathetically not funny because of how true it is....... disgusting....
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Re: Leroy
[Re: bill oxner]
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12/02/17 11:35 PM
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redhaze
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Re: Leroy
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12/03/17 07:51 PM
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Deerhunter61
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It's funny...but the fact that it's funny is because how true it could be...and that truth is pathetic!
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Re: Leroy
[Re: Deerhunter61]
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12/05/17 10:03 AM
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pigplinker
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It's funny...but the fact that it's funny is because how true it could be...and that truth is pathetic! Yes it is.
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Re: Leroy
[Re: bill oxner]
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12/05/17 02:06 PM
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Tip toed right up to the line. Good job Bill.
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Re: Leroy
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12/30/17 07:33 AM
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GrandmasterB
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Seems I know someone who resembles this....
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