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#6976383 - 11/29/17 10:54 AM Husband and Wife Christmas Shopping
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A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him.

The wife said " Where are you, you know we have lots to do."

He said "You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?"

Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all choked up… "Yes, I do remember that shop." she replied.

"Well I am in the gun store next door to that."
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#6976431 - 11/29/17 11:31 AM Re: Husband and Wife Christmas Shopping [Re: frognot]
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cheers peep

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#6977289 - 11/30/17 06:42 AM Re: Husband and Wife Christmas Shopping [Re: frognot]
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Oldie but a goodie.
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Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Also, I wonder why you guys are arguing if you have not tried it both ways.

Originally Posted By: bill oxner
I got 3 inches.

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you haven't seen anything, until two gays go at it.

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