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#6975095 - 11/28/17 11:18 AM The joys of email
bill oxner Offline
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Registered: 11/03/09
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THE INITIAL EMAIL MESSAGE
Hi Fred. This is Alan next door. I have a confession to make. I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling you by email as I can't live with myself a moment longer without you knowing. The truth is I have been sharing your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, probably more than you. I haven't been getting it at home recently, but that is no excuse, I know. The temptation was just too much. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies and forgive me. It won't happen again. Please suggest a fee for usage, and I'll pay you.
Regards,
Alan

THE RESPONSE:
Fred, feeling insulted and betrayed, grabbed his gun and shot his neighbor dead. He returned home where he poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. He sat down at his computer, where he saw he has a second message from his neighbor.

THE SECOND MESSAGE
Hi Fred. This is Alan next door again. Sorry about the typo on my last email. I expect you figured it out anyway and that you noticed that darned Auto-Correct (Spell Check) changed "wi-fi" to "wife." Technology, hey?
Regards, Alan
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#6975663 - 11/28/17 07:18 PM Re: The joys of email [Re: bill oxner]
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Registered: 01/22/11
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Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

"Death is permanent...everything else is temporary!"

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"

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#6976045 - 11/29/17 07:04 AM Re: The joys of email [Re: bill oxner]
texasag93 Online   content


Registered: 04/12/09
Posts: 4626
Loc: Argyle
Alan was an idiot and needed to die.

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#6976356 - 11/29/17 10:29 AM Re: The joys of email [Re: bill oxner]
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Registered: 07/23/11
Posts: 630
Loc: Texas
Technology sometimes backfires! muyloco
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