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 The joys of email
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11/28/17 05:18 PM
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bill oxner
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THE INITIAL EMAIL MESSAGE
Hi Fred. This is Alan next door. I have a confession to make. I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling you by email as I can't live with myself a moment longer without you knowing. The truth is I have been sharing your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, probably more than you. I haven't been getting it at home recently, but that is no excuse, I know. The temptation was just too much. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies and forgive me. It won't happen again. Please suggest a fee for usage, and I'll pay you.
Regards,
Alan
THE RESPONSE:
Fred, feeling insulted and betrayed, grabbed his gun and shot his neighbor dead. He returned home where he poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. He sat down at his computer, where he saw he has a second message from his neighbor.
THE SECOND MESSAGE
Hi Fred. This is Alan next door again. Sorry about the typo on my last email. I expect you figured it out anyway and that you noticed that darned Auto-Correct (Spell Check) changed "wi-fi" to "wife." Technology, hey?
Regards, Alan
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Re: The joys of email
[Re: bill oxner]
#6975663
11/29/17 01:18 AM
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SnakeWrangler
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: The joys of email
[Re: bill oxner]
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11/29/17 01:04 PM
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texasag93
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Alan was an idiot and needed to die.
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Re: The joys of email
[Re: bill oxner]
#6976356
11/29/17 04:29 PM
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Cajun Raider
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Technology sometimes backfires! 
Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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