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The difference between "Potentially" and "Realistically" #6973102 11/26/17 11:26 PM
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I'm not sure where this one came from, but it's hilarious!!

The difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"
 
The father thought for a moment, then answered:
 
"Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Come back and tell me what you learn from that."
 
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" 
The mother replied, "Of course, I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great university!"
 
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
The girl replied, "Oh, good heavens! I LOVE Brad Pitt and I would sleep with him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts?"
 
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?"
 
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad. His father asked him, Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?
 
The boy replied, "Yes, 'Potentially' you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but 'realistically' we're living with two hookers and a future congressman."
 
 

Re: The difference between "Potentially" and "Realistically" [Re: mikei] #6973213 11/27/17 01:23 AM
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New one for me. I sent it around to several people on my contact list.


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Re: The difference between "Potentially" and "Realistically" [Re: mikei] #6973265 11/27/17 02:01 AM
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Re: The difference between "Potentially" and "Realistically" [Re: mikei] #6973389 11/27/17 03:06 AM
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Now, that is realism!


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Re: The difference between "Potentially" and "Realistically" [Re: mikei] #6973535 11/27/17 10:51 AM
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Re: The difference between "Potentially" and "Realistically" [Re: mikei] #6973810 11/27/17 04:20 PM
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Re: The difference between "Potentially" and "Realistically" [Re: mikei] #6978798 12/01/17 04:14 PM
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Funny "realistically"! roflmao

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