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#6966372 - 11/20/17 07:22 AM The old man
Bass&More Offline
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Registered: 12/02/11
Posts: 1384
Loc: Jack County
An old man had lived all his life in the Florida Keys and is on his deathbed and knows the end is near.

His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, are with him.

He asks for two witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes,

and when all is ready he begins to speak:

"My son, Bernie, I want you to take the Ocean Reef houses."

"My daughter Sybil, you take the apartments between mile markers 100 and Tavernier."

"My son, Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the Marathon Government Center."

"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the bay side of Blackwater Sound."

The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings,

and as he slips away, the nurse says,

"Mraam, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all

this property."

The wife replies, “He had a paper route!"

#6966384 - 11/20/17 07:31 AM Re: The old man [Re: Bass&More]
bill oxner Online   content
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Registered: 11/03/09
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Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill

#6967653 - 11/21/17 05:03 AM Re: The old man [Re: Bass&More]
fray Offline

Registered: 09/01/16
Posts: 709
Loc: Commerce, TX
Now that's laugh out funny clap

#6967865 - 11/21/17 09:01 AM Re: The old man [Re: Bass&More]
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Registered: 10/20/14
Posts: 153
Loc: College Station, Texas

#6968155 - 11/21/17 12:35 PM Re: The old man [Re: Bass&More]
Cajun Raider Offline

Registered: 07/23/11
Posts: 794
Loc: Texas
Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.

#6968528 - 11/21/17 05:25 PM Re: The old man [Re: Bass&More]
2Beez Offline

Registered: 07/17/15
Posts: 11648
Loc: Lake Texoma, TX
clap roflmao

#6968748 - 11/21/17 07:42 PM Re: The old man [Re: Bass&More]
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A good one.


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