Mike was going to be married to Karen
so his Father sat him down for a little chat.
He said, ' Mike , let me tell you something.
On my wedding night in our honeymoon
suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your
Mother, and said, 'Here, try these on.''
She did and said, 'These are too big.
I can't wear them.'
I replied, 'Exactly.. I wear the pants in
this family and I always will.' Ever since that night, we
have never had any problems.
'Hmmm,' said Mike . He thought that
might be a good thing to try.
On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants
and said to Karen, 'Here, try these on.'
She tried them on and said, 'These
are too large. They don't fit me.' Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear
the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever
Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Mike. She said, 'Here, you try on
Mike did and said, 'I can't get into your panties.'
Karen said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-[censored] attitude, you never